Q: Why is maple syrup always so sad?
A: Because it’s sappy!
Bah da bum!
DIY Kimchi
Q: What did the kimchi say to the cucumber?
A: "You're a cool cat, but I'm looking for something with a bit more spice."
Ooooh. That one's a big dill.
It's seedy trivia time!
Fun fact: The largest seed in the world comes from the coco de mer palm and can weigh up to 50 pounds. That's one big nut in the making! And they use it for perfume!
A prime example of a really bad joke.
Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: “One more crack and I’ll plaster you!”
Painting supplies are on hand at Houst!
Re-Potty humor!
Q: What did one flower tell another flower after she told a joke?
A: “I was just pollen your leg!”
That one's. as bad as the kimchi joke!
Aloe you vera much!
A spritzer with a twist!
Q: What do you get if you cross moss with a joke?
A: A pun that grows on you.
Or not...
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"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Heel."
"Heel who?"
"Heel be back, just going to find his other sock!"
What a stinker!
Put a lid on it!!
"Last night I had a Tupperware party that went on till 4 in the morning.
Might have lasted even longer but the cops came round and we had to put a lid on it."